Home: Where the Heart (and Servers) Fail
Warning: This site may cause spontaneous laughter, existential dread, or an urge to reboot your router. Proceed at your own risk.
Ever tried fixing your WiFi by yelling at it? Us too. Here at notworking.it, we specialize in the art of digital dysfunction. Our motto: "If it ain't broke, we'll break it for you—with style."
"Computers are like Old Testament gods: lots of rules and no mercy." – Joseph Campbell (probably)
About Us: A Team of Glorious Losers
Founded in a basement during a power outage (naturally), notworking.it is run by a rogue AI, a caffeinated intern, and whatever's left of your sanity. We're not incompetent—we're performance artists in the theater of errors.
Fun Fact: Our CEO once blue-screened a toaster. True story. (Okay, it was a microwave. Details!)
Our Services: Guaranteed to Disappoint Delightfully
- Remote IT Support: We'll connect... eventually. Bonus: Free dad jokes while you wait.
- Website Building: Like this one! 99% bug-free. (The 1% is the feature where it crashes on purpose.)
- Password Recovery: For a small fee, we'll guess worse than you do. "password123" still stumping us.
- Custom Errors: Want a 418 "I'm a Teapot" page? We've got you. (Teapots not included.)
"The IT crowd: Turning 'It works on my machine' into a battle cry since 1985."
Contact: Because Email is So Last Century
Shoot us a message at [email protected] – replies in 3-5 business eons. Or tweet us @notworkingit (if Twitter loads for you today).
Pro Tip: If this form doesn't work (spoiler: it doesn't), that's the point. Meta, right?